Saturday, June 11, 2005

...or maybe a drama queen!

Girl Terror was burning around the living room this morning, looking for attention, when she tripped over a toy and fell. She immediately started howling. I put her on my lap, hugging and kissing, and asked if her toes got hurt. "No!!" and she grabbed her crotch. "Oh, your privates got hurt?" I asked. "Yes, my privates are hurt!! I going to die!!!" Death by bruised privates. I bet THAT isn't very common!

5 comments:

SquareSlant said...

I think it is very common! Ask any young boy with a bicycle!

OldHorsetailSnake said...

You probably wouldn't know, but us guys have never lived unless we've taken one to the nuts and died on the spot.

Michele said...

OH! Or any young girl with a bicycle! I've died by bruised privates a few times that way.

Sleeping Mommy said...

I often feel that a girls' privates and sensitivity to injuring are underestimated in comparison with a boys'.

That hurts!

Carmi said...

I once got lost while cross country skiing. By the time I made it back to the camp, I felt like I had established a new human record for pain.

Thankfully, the damage wasn't permanent, as my three kids will attest.