Saturday, June 11, 2005
...or maybe a drama queen!
Girl Terror was burning around the living room this morning, looking for attention, when she tripped over a toy and fell. She immediately started howling. I put her on my lap, hugging and kissing, and asked if her toes got hurt. "No!!" and she grabbed her crotch. "Oh, your privates got hurt?" I asked. "Yes, my privates are hurt!! I going to die!!!" Death by bruised privates. I bet THAT isn't very common!
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I think it is very common! Ask any young boy with a bicycle!
You probably wouldn't know, but us guys have never lived unless we've taken one to the nuts and died on the spot.
OH! Or any young girl with a bicycle! I've died by bruised privates a few times that way.
I often feel that a girls' privates and sensitivity to injuring are underestimated in comparison with a boys'.
That hurts!
I once got lost while cross country skiing. By the time I made it back to the camp, I felt like I had established a new human record for pain.
Thankfully, the damage wasn't permanent, as my three kids will attest.
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