Thanks for all the support, guys! I didn't realize anyone would still be checking on me.
Life in the Average household is going great. Boy Terror got his tonsils out last week, and so a lot of ice cream has been consumed. I made sure to eat it with him, so he wouldn't feel alone. I'm nice that way.
Last week as we were driving, Boy Terror said "Mummy, I know what two sixteen's are....thirty two!" (I'm adapting to his habit of sharing random number info with me). He then continued "and 4 x 8 is 32. 8 x 4 is 32. 15+17 is ALSO 32. Oh, and 30 + 2 is 32, but everybody knows that!" then he giggled to himself and, I assume, continued thinking funny thoughts about numbers for the rest of the drive home. He's cute, but very weird.