Sunday, September 26, 2004

Here's a thought....

....when your wife says "Don't eat the noodles, they smell bad" don't eat the noodles. When she says "The noodles smell like rancid oil", "the stench is making me sick", and "I am not eating those, they must have gone bad", and you have to open the windows to get the smell out of the house, don't eat the noodles. And certainly don't go back for seconds, even after realizing that supper tasted like turpentine. If you do eat the noodles, and a power washer hose takes up residence in your ass for 24 hours, do not expect any sympathy from your wife.

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