Just a quick note. If you don't hear from me in the next few days, tell the authorities I am in the basement, huddled under my blankets next to the furnace.
It is currently -37 degrees Celsius here in the land of Terror. For those of you using the Farenheit scale, that translates to F*&^%$ing cold. In other cheery news, our tiny village is a crime center this week. The owner of the local historical hotel was murdered, and two local men have been arrested. Trust me when I say this is HUGE news for a place this size. Not good news, but news none the less. More reason to stay huddled in my basement.