I just don't have enough brain cells to write a decent post. Plus, I think nap time is going to be a joke today, and I need to take at least 2 minutes to pee while they are asleep.
-I am reading "Bridget Jones' Diary" again. Why, I don't know. I read it once, was mildly amused. Then I saw the movie. Now I can't read it without seeing Renee Z. in my head, and I'm not a Renee fan. This time around the book is just irritating me. The British voice in my head won't shut up. She is moaning about being fat. She weighs 125-130 lbs. Get real, woman. I weigh her and another half of her. And this is the best I've looked in years.
-I made my sister-in-law cry this morning. No, I am not very proud of this fact. She's pregnant, so it's not to hard to bring her to tears. I told her we were going to the family reunion. I expected her to be a bit pissed that one of the uncle's is paying for our trip, and no such offer has been made to her. But no, what made her cry was the fact that no one has even told her the reunion was being held. Oops.
-If That Child asks me "why" one more time, I am going to end up in prison.
-Tomorrow I get to go shopping for Hubby's birthday! He is getting an ice-cream cake, yummy.
-Is it illegal to take your children into the liquor store with you? How am I supposed to buy party booze with two Terrors with me?
-I also have to go bra shopping, since as of today none of my bras have two underwires. Lots of one-wired bras. Looking lopsided. I can't WAIT to take my babies bra shopping with me! That should really make the experience more fun!!!
-My best friend was complaining last week about her sex life. Just twice in the last month, and she was drunk both times. All I could think of was "You managed to do it twice this month?! You've been drunk twice?! Why am I missing all the fun times?" I know why, actually. I fall asleep before I have a chance to get drunk, or even think about sex. You need to be awake for both those activities (if you plan to enjoy them, anyway).
-See? Nap time is over already. Good thing I didn't try to write anything worth while!