As I turned to write on the board, the entire class started giggling. Hmmm. One girl was kind enough to point out my skirt, which was bunched up and stuck in my waistband, baring my white cotton granny panties and pasty, fat white thighs to the world. Ah well. It happens to everyone, right?
Two hours later, I stood in the hall, herding students into the room. The male teacher across the hall hissed at me "Psst! Mrs. F.!! Your skirt!" Wow. Again with the skirt in the panties. I bet THAT doesn't happen to everyone. Twice. In one day.
Tomorrow can only be better. Right? RIGHT???!