Last week was my birthday. In the car, on the way home, I was teasing the kids about my present. There is a fine line, of course, between "guessing" and totally ruining any surprise. "Is it a puppy?" I asked. "Nooooo". "Is it....a pink fur coat?" "Nooooo." "Hmmm. I guess I'll just have to wait!"
Then, in a quiet voice from Boy Terror we heard "I'll tell you one thing, it's not a kind of book."
I'll give you three guesses what my gift from the kids was. Go on. You'll never figure it out!