Friday, October 21, 2011

My conversations with Me.

I talk to myself.  It's no secret to anyone who knows me that I have A LOT of words to get out.  I talk all day to the students, I chatter mindlessly at Hubby, and I hold wonderful conversations with Lucy The Dog.  Sometimes I even talk in my sleep.  But lately, I've found myself muttering under my breath to myself quite a bit.  I started listening (ha!) and here are my top conversations with Me.

"WHY can't anyone else figure out how to put toilet paper on the roll??  It's not that hard, I swear."
"If I put it down here, and now it's not here, and it's only been 3 seconds, what the hell happened?"
"Gotta remember the laundry.  Gotta remember the laundry.  Gotta remember the laundry."
 "Oh for @($# sake.  How hard is it to just open the dishwasher?"
"For the love of all that is holy, I am going to lose my mind if I have to listen to this any longer."
"Listen, idiot, the road is not that tricky.  Either drive or get out of the way."
"TURN OFF YOUR SIGNAL LIGHT!!!!!  There are no turns for the next 6 kms!!"
"So tired.  SOoooooo tired.  So tired......"

Sometimes I put these things to music, and end up singing to the dog.  Apparently my subconscious feels that if the tune is cheerful, it's okay to call her a stupid idiot with a bony butt.

So tell me.  Do you talk to yourself?  What's your favorite topic to mutter?

3 comments:

juli233 said...

Lately since DH has been home for nearly two weeks sick.(Yes sick but not deathly ill) I find myself wondering "why am I the only one putting the dishes in the dishwasher" or "How can someone be home from work all freakin' day and not pick up ONE single thing!!"??. I remember being a stay at home mom and although I was FAAAAR from perfect I'm sure I did SOMETHING each day!

Fawn said...

You seem to have stolen my script.

koreen said...

I can't find an email address to respond to you via my blog, so here it is: that painting was done by a friend of mine, Valerie Nadeau. I forgot to put her website address in. I will fix that oversight immediately. :)