I talk to myself. It's no secret to anyone who knows me that I have A LOT of words to get out. I talk all day to the students, I chatter mindlessly at Hubby, and I hold wonderful conversations with Lucy The Dog. Sometimes I even talk in my sleep. But lately, I've found myself muttering under my breath to myself quite a bit. I started listening (ha!) and here are my top conversations with Me.
"WHY can't anyone else figure out how to put toilet paper on the roll?? It's not that hard, I swear."
"If I put it down here, and now it's not here, and it's only been 3 seconds, what the hell happened?"
"Gotta remember the laundry. Gotta remember the laundry. Gotta remember the laundry."
"Oh for @($# sake. How hard is it to just open the dishwasher?"
"For the love of all that is holy, I am going to lose my mind if I have to listen to this any longer."
"Listen, idiot, the road is not that tricky. Either drive or get out of the way."
"TURN OFF YOUR SIGNAL LIGHT!!!!! There are no turns for the next 6 kms!!"
"So tired. SOoooooo tired. So tired......"
Sometimes I put these things to music, and end up singing to the dog. Apparently my subconscious feels that if the tune is cheerful, it's okay to call her a stupid idiot with a bony butt.
So tell me. Do you talk to yourself? What's your favorite topic to mutter?