I will sleep more than 5 hours in a row.
The words “who has a stinky bum?” will be eliminated from my vocabulary.
My TV shows will have plots. Not “where is Tinky Winky’s bag?” type plots, either.
I will leave the house with my hair brushed, my makeup on, and clean clothes.
I will be alone, completely alone, in the bathroom.
All Happy Meal toys will be banished from my car.
Shopping will once again be an enjoyable activity, rather than a marathon event.
I won’t have to choose between sex and sleep. I will be able to have both!!
I will find my iron, and start wearing grown-up clothes. Maybe even dry clean clothes.
I will be able to blog for more than 5 minutes at a time.