Saturday, April 23, 2005

Not a happy Mummy

Boy Terror has lived up to his name today, and it's only 2 pm. He decided, while I was changing his nasty butt, to grab and throw everything he could reach. This was cute yesterday, when he just chucked stuff and said "oh-oh". Today, as soon as the poopy diaper was off, he tried to grab his balls. I blocked him, so he yanked on the edge of the dirty diaper, and when I yelped, he tried to toss it off the table. The poop fell out. I frantically grabbed the diaper, thinking I'd use it to scoop up the giant poop nugget, but boy, that kid is fast! He had a hold of that poop in a flash! Squisssh.
After the screaming and crying, mostly on my part, I got him all cleaned up for naptime. I thought he might have been repentant, since he drank down his bottle and snuggled in like an angel. But no. He sat up, leaned in and kissed me, and then burped up half a bottle of milk right into the cleavage. That's why I have boobies, dontcha know? To catch sour milk! On went the lights. Naptime postponed while Mummy changes, and wipes the boobies clean. Miraculously, not a drop on him.
He's sleeping now, but I'm sure his little brain is just whirling away, thinking up new things that might gag me.

13 comments:

Dawn said...

HAHAHA! You have your hands full with him.

MommaK said...

Whew- that is a day I would not like to have. Reading about it was almost too much. Hope tomorrow is better.

BTW- Michele sent me

Raehan said...

Sounds like Hannah. Wild Woman, meet Boy Terror. Now have some fun while your mommies disappear for a while.

J&J'sMom said...

I know it's not funny, but it IS funny ;0) Poor thing. Hope today he's an angel!

aka_monty said...

*giggle*
Sorry you had such a trying day!
My boy used to stick his fingers in the leg of his diaper to scratch his butt...while the diaper was full of poop. *gag*

SquareSlant said...

Good News...He will grow out of this stage.
Bad News...It will take awhile.(Grin)
Hang in there!

honestyrain said...

oh i adore it when someone barfs on my boobs. excellent!

gah!

i have finally gotten round to updating my link list (in part) and the good and thrilling news is that you are now there, front and center. are you not thrilled?

graceful said...

Your Boy Terror and my Bear should meet. My guy is driving me batty by his antics. Hope the rest of today is MUCH better!

Ritesh said...

hey kids you just love them they keep you mind off the pains of life by occupying you with pains that are easier to solve.

JellyMom said...

Oh boy! Sounds pretty normal though... :) :)

Kitty said...

*Hee*

You think bathing a poopy baby is fun, I had to bathe a shitty kitty yesterday. All the usual problems plus they hate water and they have claws, and yes a full bath was required, that's what happens when you have a long-haired kitty with the runs *blech*

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WackyMummy said...

I know this post is a couple of years old, but I just had to say: this one made me actually laugh out loud and scare our cat. It's like reading about my life. I love it!