Not June Cleaver, not Peggy Bundy. Just an average mom like everybody else.
Friday, November 25, 2005
Nightmare on my street.
The Girl Terror is crying in bed because her dolly is keeping her awake, despite me telling them both to GO TO SLEEP ALREADY. The Boy Terror is standing in his crib, bellowing for DADDY!!! DADDY!!! Daddy is at school, lucky bastard. The cat is pacing the hallway, yowling because the baby shouting upsets her, and damn it, why aren't I sitting on the couch for naptime kitty snuggles? And me? I'm here, chatting to you, singing "La la laa la" under my breath, hoping I'll wake up and it will all be a bad dream.