I know boys are wired differently than girls. If I didn't realize it before, once I had Boy Terror he made it very clear. But for some reason, I didn't think the male obsession with sticking things into holes would manifest itself quite so early.
Boy Terror just crawled out to the living room, pretending to be a puppy. He had taken two Potato Head tongues and stuck one in each ear. Apparently those were his puppy ears. Earlier this morning, when I foolishly left the kitchen and went pee, he rammed pieces of cereal up his nose. I came back to the room and found him grinning like an idiot, Girl Terror laughing her head off, and bran soaked in snot oozing out his nose.
Girl Terror never, ever did this kind of stuff before he came along. Now, of course, she does whatever he does, but it wouldn't occur to her to just one day shove raisins in her ears, or slide noodles in each nostril. With the Boy, I am amazed constantly that we haven't had to make a trip to emergency, to have foreign objects removed from his orifices.