Why does my cat love q-tips so much? It's not like she's cleaning her ears with them.
Why does my electric toothbrush make me have to go pee?
Why do children ask "Whatcha doin', Mummy?" when I am clearly doing something easy to identify, like dishes, reading, laundry...
Why does Boy Terror insist on wearing long sleeves and pants all summer, and then break out the shorts and tees for October?
If I buy all of us new slippers, why does Girl Terror only want to wear mine?
Why did I shake hands with all those people at parent-teacher interviews? I knew it would make me sick!
Why do I wake up at 5:00 every morning? Just so I can watch the numbers go by?
Why does my son refuse to shut the door while he's in the bathroom?
Why don't I ever get good songs stuck in my head, instead of stuff like "Bye, Bye Miss American Pie" and "Come On Eileen"? I mean, they are good songs, but not after 6 days through the chorus.
I've got more questions, but for now, this will do. Why don't you leave a comment, telling me your burning "why".